Crapalicious

This is how my day began.

I joined a group for fatties, I mean those of us who are overweight and want to calculate everything into points to loose weight and then end up beating up Kristie Allie and her prepared meal plan that sucks. I did not even make it through my first meeting without Papaya attempting to color on the walls and some old ladies looking at me like my kid was a monster, um, hello, she said hello to you when you walked in and you smiled at her! So I left without my induction to the program, which is okay, since I did this five years ago and lost all my ass fat (okay, most of it) back then - I get the program, I just need to weigh myself in front of other former fatties who will make me feel better about being *this* close to 200 lbs. Yeah, you heard it, I’m in the 190s.

Then.

Off to luch with a friend to Baja Fresh. Healthy? Yes! I chose what I thought might be good for me, a smallish burrito. When I arrived home to check the point value, it was 1.5 points above my daily points value. Ah well, frell it, I’ll start tomorrow.

Then.

I went to pick up the babysitter who forgot about our date night, which is the same time every week by the way, and so no date night. So we took Papaya out for Italian food and she helped my fat ass by eating half my plate.

So, let’s hope tomorrow is better.

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1 Response to “Crapalicious”


  1. 1 Big PoZer

    Wouldn’t it be great if a little extra cushion was considered sexy? That our DH’s would complain if we got too thin… and having an extra 15 to 20 lbs on our bodies made us feel sexier?

    Yeah - Dreamworld… I know. That’s why I’m going to start the Tri trainig.

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